To the Karate Kids:
You know how you habitually took a bunch of karate classes and bothered learning tons of moves to move up in belts? Has it ever bothered you that you never did anything with all that knowledge outside of class? I know there are some spiritual beliefs in refraining from violence in some "karate sciences". But c'mon, man. Haven't you ever wanted to practice in real life?
Cool. Come on through to crooked Egypt. We need a few good superheroes out here.
