A Night In the Egyptian Jail

I knocked out 3 dudes and one of their wives - in self-defense. Gave them all black eyes and cuts on the brows from my rings. They were all well over their forties, no children...so they should have known better than try to push around little ole helpless me!

I went to the police station to file a report, but ended up in cuffs and in a prison cell loaded with cockroaches and a woman slamming her head repeatedly into the wall until it was all bashed with blood. The place was a dirty toilet the size of a one-car garage with NO AIR!

I guess there's no such thing as self-defense in this country. Expesh, if it's a woman beating on men. No sympathy at all. Why? Because even though they attacked me first, it LOOKED like I did the abusing - regardless of witnesses. Women are supposed to be submissive in Egyptian culture, and one that can stand up for herself and do physical damage to a man (or men) is badly frowned upon and despised. Suzy is a record-breaker in that department. The women still have no rights in Egypt. And I told the cops, I'd do it again if ANYBODY laid a hand on me. The part that sucked the most is that I had no idea I was going to be the one locked up, so I never called anybody to let them know what happened or where I was, not even my dad. I had no way to. I thought the whole thing would take a half hour, sign the report and I go home. It never occurred to me that the situation would be reversed. So when they came at me with the cuffs instead - and I knew I wasn't in a boutique trying on silver bracelets - I went from being RAMBO to a 7-year old kid in seconds! I was so shocked and confused. And the whole night, nobody knew where I was. And for that, I will not let this go. Women should have the right to protect themselves ANYWHERE or there is no sense in one breathing.

Said the police captain to his men, "Contain the American. That one is a woman worth a thousand men! (marra alf ragl)".

...In America too, homie. Bring it.

EGYPT!
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

To be continued...