WasSsup WasSsup

So I'm standing in front of Ramses train station eating a grilled corn cob that I had grabbed off a street vendor for less than 20 cents, when this homeless guy who blended in so well with the surroundings, steps out from some corner and says to me in Arabic, "Feed me, so you embarass my desires".

I hand him my corn cob and he eats it like he had never eaten anything in his entire life. So I felt bad and hand him some money. He takes it and thanks me like nobody had ever given him anything in his entire life. Then, he steps away and the unexpected happened.

His cell phone starts ringing.

He pulled out this flashy thing and talked on it like he had been on the same phone call his entire life.

WasSsup WasSsup?